TORONTO (AP) - Shoppers at an Ikea store in Toronto weren't monkeying around when they reported a primate on the loose.

"Men in Black" agents K and J may be about to recruit a new Russian assistant: Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev.

Sea turtle strandings in Massachusetts' Cape Cod Bay are so common that the phenomenon has its own season. But the brisk rate at which the cold-stunned turtles are washing ashore this year has packed a local rescue hospital.

The fast food chain Pizza Hut is coming out with a brand new product and it's something a little out of the ordinary. The chain is launching its own perfume and it's supposed to smell like freshly baked, hand tossed dough. The idea originally came from a Facebook post.

Vienna's transport authority says a city bus driver checking a bag left behind by a passenger had the surprise of his life - €390,000 (more than $500,000) in neatly stacked 500-euro bills.

Police in Maine say a man called them to complain a prostitute hadn't given him his money's worth - so they arrested him.

Good news for McRib fans, the famous sandwich is returning to McDonalds, for a limited time.

A northern Indiana man who had the Mitt Romney-Paul Ryan campaign logo tattooed onto his face "to make politics fun" says it's time for it to come off.

University officials say a New Mexico college graduate, apparently feeling guilty over a student prank years ago, has sent a box of toilet paper to repay the school for loot taken from a dormitory.

An Alabama football fan got a dressing-down and two years in prison for obscenity in a viral video with an unconscious LSU fan after last year's championship game.

The parents of a south Georgia college student first learned from Facebook that their daughter had been found dead in a dormitory study room shortly before Thanksgiving. Now, they hope that Facebook and other social media sites can help solve the death of 17-year-old Jasmine Benjamin, which police are investigating as a homicide.

We've all done it - lost the car at a crowded shopping mall. Now, a study out of the Netherlands says men and women have different strategies to remember where they parked.

An autopsy has concluded that a Florida man choked to death after downing dozens of live roaches during a contest earlier this year.

Thieves with a huge sweet-tooth have driven off with 18 tons of chocolate in Austria.

Police say a Massachusetts man left his girlfriend's 2-year-old son in a car while he went shopping for Black Friday bargains, then went home with his new 51-inch flat screen television and left the toddler behind.

Police and eyewitnesses say a naked man has climbed atop an equestrian statue in the heart of Whitehall, London's government district.

A postcard mailed nearly 70 years ago has finally arrived at the former upstate New York home of the couple who sent it.

A Dubai court has sentenced an Irish man and British woman to three months in jail for an intimate tryst in the back of a taxi.

A federal judge in Massachusetts says he won't order more hair-removal treatments for a transgender inmate who won a court order for taxpayer-funded sex-change surgery.

A New York City police officer has pleaded not guilty to charges he plotted to abduct and cook women so he could eat their body parts.

Shoppers in Iowa got an unusual glimpse of wildlife Monday morning when a doe and two fawns wandered into a department store.

It wasn't difficult to identify a suspect in a break-in where an intruder kicked open a door and ransacked a bedroom before he was confronted by a Los Angeles homeowner.

Investigators say a skull and jawbone found in a California trash bin may be part of a religious death shrine.

A Utah city has reached a settlement in a claim that alleged a police officer violated a man's constitutional rights by pulling him over for giving the officer the middle finger.

A group of San Francisco residents is suing the city to block a proposed ban on public nudity.